My little Zachary is so funny!  The other day, he woke up, removed his pullup, hid it behind the bed, put his shorts back on, and came to our bedroom to play with us.  I removed his socks, then wondered (without my glasses) why his pants were on inside out and whether they'd been like that all night!  I took them off, revealing that he had NO diaper!  A few minutes later, as I was looking for his diaper, he peed all over the bedroom floor.  I considered it to be premeditated and he was punished...  but seriously.  What 2 year old HIDES his diaper and then claims he threw it in the trash???

Lately, when we say, "Zachary is soooo cute!" he replies by saying "I am NOT so cute!!!"

This is my child, who, about 2 weeks ago, wanted a caterpilliar.  I showed him one.  He corrected me, "I want a caterpillar ON MY HAND" and he held out his hand.

He is so explicit and clear about what he wants!  It is SO amazing!

Yesterday, at Kirk's graduation party, Zachary was being his usual cute self, wearing overalls, walking around with one hand deep inside his pocket.  Grandma (Paula) asked him, "What's in your pocket, little boy?" and he replied, "My Penis!" with a huge grin!